Diplomacy is overrated

We're the new face of failure, prettier and younger but not any better off

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What I really need right now is my brother and spending the weekend on my parents couch watching tv with him.

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Stupid shit ass horrible day.

Knew it’d never get better once it started with the most horrific nightmare.

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When you have a friend who offers to lend you his projects that he scored As and Bs on to help you with you re-exam.

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The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

I fucking lost it at the end I caNNOT OH MY GOD

OMG I WAS SNORTING SO HARD

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY FRIEND IS JUST LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M CRAZY

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skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

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There was a time when the words “I wanna get drunk!” meant that I would go out and get hammered, not returning home until it was past 4am.

Now those same words mean “Jesus Christ Im so tired” and then I’m home before midnight.

WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ME

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Have tiny bits of glitter ALL OVER MY FACE, but it’s okay. Gonna go eat pizza & get drunk now.

Have tiny bits of glitter ALL OVER MY FACE, but it’s okay. Gonna go eat pizza & get drunk now.